Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
This house was built for laser tag.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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