i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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