alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just gargled with NyQuil
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
The ass gains better be worth it
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