Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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