found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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