Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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