brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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