She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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