Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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