But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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