Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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