Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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