love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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