yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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