Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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