Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I cut my penus on the lid.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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