Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
