Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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