lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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