Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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