i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You are a genius and a whore.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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