She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
