we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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