Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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