Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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