Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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