I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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