I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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