I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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