Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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