she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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