I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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