why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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