you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
