After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
All I want is dick and wine.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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