Do vagina's smell?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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