I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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