But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im having a threesome with these popsicles
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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