problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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