Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Two words: blizzard sex
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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