ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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