Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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