I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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