If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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