I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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