sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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