i don't like sucking hair
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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