Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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