it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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