Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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