these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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