I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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