Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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