I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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